"Trazodone For Crazy Breeds"

Under certain circumstances, combinations of medication including Trazodone can be used. For Rescue-Shar-Pei's, all puppies bred in crates in a mobile-home in Missouri such as Burmese Mountain Dogs, Carolina Curs, Louisiana Leopard Hounds, Pharoah Hounds, and then breeds that are actually engineered to protect AGAINST humans, like Fresh From The Field Lines of Newfoundlands, All Vigilance (attack) German Breeds, and the dogs from South America they use to kill horses for sport: Fila Brasiliero, and Cane Corso - (exactly the breed to have around kids especially if neither of the dog's parents were used around people but only to kill and tear apart live horses for fun in bloodsport. Great pets.) we can combine Trazodone with Valium, and Phenobarbital - which makes their biting slow enough to get your hands out of the way. If they latch on, and start to pull all the meat off your hands and arms, they may move slow enough for a police officer to dispatch them with a bullet: Because they SURE as heck won't stop for mere screaming, kicking, roaring crowds, the spray of blood and flailing hoofs.

BTW: Not ALL German Breeds were genetically selected for the defense of fortresses from Allied Forces, and to incapacitate Allied Soldiers. There's the German Flat-Coated Retriever and they're awesome (Basically just black-color on a Golden Retriever) which went better with the German uniforms. A red collar and a white bandana to round it out. Perfect.

And then there's the German Short Haired Pointer which is ACTUALLY brown and quite sweet. Useful, too, because they're hunting dogs.

Not sure why the Germans bred short-haired Pointers *or* retrievers when literally the rest of their breeds are for killing and eating Allied forces. And now, are great pets.